Chuck Norris has 53,541 hitpoints, but he has never used one.
Chuck Norris is exalted with Naxxaramas.
Chuck Norris has 100% chance to crit.
When Kel’Thuzad mind-controls Chuck Norris the raid is instantly wiped.
Chuck Norris is hitcapped with no gear.
Chuck Norris gets the 5% AH cut.
Chuck Norris does not respec because he has every talent.
For Chuck Norris, DPS stands for “Deaths Per Second.”
Chuck Norris can tank all 4 horsemen simultaneously.
If Chuck Norris stands on “+” when he is “-“, Thaddius blows up.
In phase 3 of Malygos, Chuck Norris rides Sapphiron.
To reduce stress on the networks, Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kicks are considered instant death. Calculating and transmitting a number this large would require too much processing power and bandwidth.
Chuck Norris can get honorable kills off of ghosts.
Chuck Norris does a 3 minute clear of Naxx by giving Kel’Thuzad an atomic wedgie and pulling the entire instance.
It has been calculated that downing Chuck Norris would give you enough experience to be level 143. This would be considered “Beating WOW.”
One of Chuck Norris’s beard hairs disenchants into 301 void crystals, 542 dream shards, 899 greater cosmic essences, and 10,482 infinite dusts. Good luck getting one.
Chuck Norris always beats the tank in threat, but the mobs are too scared to attack him.
Chuck Norris never cools down.
Chuck Norris uses his BOEs for a month then decides if he wants to sell them.
Chuck Norris is the only human on the horde.
Chuck Norris’s first character was a death knight.
Chuck Norris can tank Instructor Razuvious.. on his tauren mage.
To Chuck Norris, “Air Phase” on Sapphiron is when his roundhouse kick causes Sapphiron’s corpse to go airborne.
Chuck Norris had to shave his beard to earn “The 100 Club” achievement.
Chuck Norris can buy from both factions on the AH and has built a business centered around arbitraging price differentials between the horde and alliance AH. His business is fully staffed by blizzard employees.
Chuck Norris can heal through the necrotic aura.
Chuck Norris can taunt Sapphiron.
Chuck Norris can break of out web wraps by flexing his biceps.
Chuck Norris has “Bigglesworth&
Chuck Norris completed the “Amber void”, “Emerald void” and “Ruby void” achievements all in one run.
The Chuck Norris boss fight has 3 phases. 1. The pull phase, 2. The “Oh crap I’m retarded” phase, and 3. The roundhouse-kick to the face phase.
Chuck Norris skips phase 1 of Kel’Thuzad because its boring.
Chuck Norris has 3 primary professions.
Chuck Norris has a dedicated GM always on standby to process his tickets.
Chuck Norris does not get saved to instances.
Chuck Norris got his spectral tiger mount by beating up middle school students and stealing their cards.
Chuck Norris took a bio break during a 10-man 3d OS encounter.
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